The devil makes work for idle hands.

Its 2am. Im beyond bored. Rather tired, but cannot sleep.
And so to pass the time, i am sinking to depths that satan himself would deny and justifying the existance of chainmail. Happy reading/closing of browser window.


Name: Timm
Birthday: August 7,1985
Birthplace: Lancaster, England
Current: Redcar, England
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Righty or Lefty: Lefty!
Zodiac Sign: Leo
Font: of all knowledge.

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RIGHT NOW:

Music: Steve Harley: Make me smile :D
Clothes: Blue jeans, white long-sleeve top.
Drink: fanta
Food: not eating atm. theres some crackers on my desk though.
Thinking: that my head hurts. And if i had 4 3pence pieces, would i have 12pence or nothing at all due to illegitimate currency?
Infront of you: fanta can, moniter, desk, inhaler, webcam, 2 pens, hayfever tablets, paper, clock.

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FAVOURITES

Music: Ill listen to pretty much anything i guess. I dont have a favourite song per se, but i do have a lot of them... >_>
Cartoon: Cowboy Bebop, if that counts.
Color: White
Car: *knows nothing about cars* The red ones! zoom!
Slushy Flavor: Cherry?
Magazine: Yea I...no.
TV Show: Hmmm, too many really. My moods change.
Song: Again, not one in particular really....
Language: I love russian and polish accents. SO probably whatever they speak in Russian-Poland ;D
Spice Girl: :D hahaha. :) Maybe they should team up with Salt n Pepper.
Food & Beverage: Chilli & Orange juice. (But not in the same meal, they dont go well together)
Subject in School: Biology! <3 (college)
Weekend Activity: Theres really very little i enjoy about weekends.
Frozen Yogurt: We dont do frozen yogurt in England :(
Roller Coaster: The corkscrew at alton towers ;D Its tame, but ye olde times!

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WHAT IS...

Your most overused phrase: Probably "hmm". It fills all the gaps where commenting isnt worth bothering with.
First thing you thought when you woke up: Awww crap, im awake.
First feature you notice of opposite sex: Probably voice. If theyre mute, probably that theyre mute.
Wussiest Sport: Barefist caged deathmatch ultimate fighting doom. Damn pansies!
Your best feature: :D Sarcasm (:) widely-debated.)
Your greatest fear: Hmm i have no ultimate life-fears. Im petrified of moths.
Your greatest accomplishment: I once cooked some toast and it was exactly even and browned like u see on adverts. That was really quite something, ill tell u that.
Your most missed memory: Can't say i really miss any of them in the sense of wanting to relive them.

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YOU PREFER...

Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonald's or Burger King: McDonalds, but only because im not a big fan of venereal diseases.
Single or Group Dates: Group. If i absolutely had to go on a "date", theres no way im not taking hostages.
Adidas or Nike: I'd say Adidas, but Prye would kill me, her obsession with shox >_> so Nike. *shakes head, points at adidas*
Chicken nuggets or Chicken fingers: We dont have chicken fingers here. But from an anatomy perspective, they dont sound too enticing.
Dogs or Cats: Dogs...but im not really an animal person by choice.
Rugrats or Doug: Doug!
Single or Taken: Thought that said Tekken *slaps head*. Single.
Monica or Brandy: Who said why to when?
Tupac or Jay-Z: Tupac! PULLEASE!
Shania Twain or LeAnn Rhymes: I dont know who leann is.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Id rather (and frequently do) dehydrate.
One pillow or Two: One. And the cold side of it.
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate, generally.
Hot chocolate or Hot cocoa: Hot drinks! Noooo! *runs away screaming*
Cappucino or Coffee: AHHHH AHHGGHHHH! *out of door*

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DO YOU...

Shower everyday: Sometimes more. But its very bad for ur skin :(
Have a crush: I recommend the pineapple flavour.
Want to get married? If i should ever meet anyone who deserves such massive punishment.
Type correctly: al teh tymee
Believe in yourself? Paradoxical and stupid question.
Have any tattoos? Where? No, and certainly none down in...wait...no. No is my answer.
Have any piercings? Where? No and cer...no.
Get motion sickness? Ive been sick crossing the channel in a ferry before. But it was like climbing into a big tumble-drier.
Think you're a health freak: Healthy mind, yes!
Get along with your parents: With my mother, yea. Father? Not exactly.
Like thunderstorms: Everyone loves thunderstorms, and rain <3

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THE FUTURE...

Age your plan to be married: 19 if i happen to find an extremely wealthy imigrant ;D
Number and names of children: Maybe one called Little Jimmy. I'd speak to him in a 50's infomercial style way throughout his entire, deeply traumatised, life.
Where will you be at age 30? I wouldnt want to know.
Happily ever after? Unlikely, but thats no excuse to change plans.
How do you want to die? Trying to acheive something completely impossible.
Dream job: Doctor, sadly.
Country you'd like to visit: philippines, canada, japan

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OPPOSITE SEX:

Best eye color: brown or green.
Best hair color: brown
Short or long hair: long
Best height: beats me. i dont like tall people.
Best weight: no idea. *picks up can of fanta* hmm...no...no deffinatly heavier than that...
Best clothes: red/white checkered dress, army boots and a my little pony hairclip. Thats class.
Best bad habit: Best as in, least aggrivating, or best as in most successful at being a bad habit?

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OTHER:

Last time you slept with a stuffed animal: *tasteless taxidermy joke*
Rings before you answer the phone: 3 usually. The first 2 are kinda hoping itll just go away.
What's on your mousepad: Dont have one, hate mousepads.
How many houses you've lived in: 4
How many schools you've gone to: total? 6. Inc colleges.
Bedroom carpet color: hardwood pine floor.
Shave your head for $5,000? Why do i get the feeling my grandfather wrote this? :(
Stranded on a desert island. Take three objects: A yacht. Compass. A pen to spin around my fingers.
Best time of your life so far: Sure as hell wasnt filling this out.

kthxbai